It’s a Law

I have discovered a new Universal Law.

I call it “The Law of the Store”:

No matter what store you go to, no matter when you go, no matter WHAT you are looking for at said store, whenever you get to what it is you want…..

THERE WILL BE SOMEONE STANDING IN FRONT OF IT BLOCKING YOUR ACCESS!

Usually, this will be one person with 3 or 4 full carts, and 5 or 6 screaming kids (even at 2 a.m.), and they will just be standing there looking off into space, not really trying to get whatever it was YOU wanted, just there to block you from it.

This ESPECIALLY happens if you want only ONE thing and are in a real hurry.

Trust me. This is a real, Universal Law. Isaac Newton could not have done better.

GG

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2 thoughts on “It’s a Law

  1. It IS a law!!! You should check out my venomous WTF Wednsday post from last week, which covered this topic. Drives. Me. Crazy.

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