Take the Veggie Test! If you can’t read the tiny print, my results were “corn on the cob”:
“You’re corn on the cob!
You’re a little bit country and a little bit messy, but in a good way. You have a relaxed, easygoing personality that reminds us of summer vacation. You’re a bright, fascinating person on the inside, but sometimes, people have to get to know you (and pull away your outer layers) before they realize just how great you are. We have the strangest urge to dip you in butter and sprinkle you with salt.”
I don’t know, could be fun! Click on the photo to vegetize yourself! (This “analysis” is actually more spookily accurate!)